Hallo'een prezzy

[Alan H]

I'm not usually one for buying presents other than Birthday or Xmas as frankly she doesn't deserve them but this year I've got her what I hope will be a really nice surprise for Halloween. It's a pair of crotchless knickers, now I know what you're thinking but your wrong, this is a purely practical present. The theory is that they'll allow her to get a better grip on her broomstick.  

Hope no-one finds this offensive, but if someone does, don't worry. You'l get over it evencherally.

[Speedy1959]

Hope you didn't spend too much !
But I see tha lives in "Yokshir", so I needn't have worried.
😬

[Daytona]

As tha bin sniffing that 2 stroke agean al,

[Batkwaka]

I gave mine a new Vacuum Cleaner, the gift that keeps sucking!