Pulled in by police

[Notty]

A homemade motorcycle stopped on the M25 was described by a traffic officer as the "most unusual vehicle" he had apprehended in 26 years.
It was spotted just before junction 21 for the M1 in Hertfordshire at about 20:30 BST on Sunday.
The officer tweeted that it was "all checked and in order" but he was "not convinced" he knew what it was.
A police spokeswoman said the vehicle was approved and registered by the DVLA.
Another roads policing officer called the vehicle a "homemade electric motorcycle" which was "made from bits of balsa wood and duck tape".
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-49393998

[Mister Fishfinger]

You'd think a bloke with his skills would be able to knock up a pair of shoes. Maybe not good ones, but better than no shoes.

[Andre]

Maybe he discovered the health benefits of going barefoot

[Irish in Oz]

Aussie Backpacker.

[Kiwifruit]

Has a crash impact rating of ......... ??   

[Andre]

Has a crash impact rating of ......... ??   

It has a great rating as it will hardly put a dent into your car.

No need to stop after running over it because if they catch you, you can legitimately claim: "Oh, I thought I ran over a pile of crap."

[Hooli]

Has a crash impact rating of ......... ??   

Slightly higher than a motorbike?