Wedding Night

[RickC]

A woman had been a prostitute for 4 years and was worried about the size of
her vagina on her wedding night.

She decided to tell her newly wed husband that she had caught it when
climbing over a farmer's fence.




After their first consummating tryst, the subject was broached & she told
her tale.



Smoking a cigarette he pondered this then asked, "just how far across the
paddock were you before you realised it was caught?"

[froudy]

 

[Del]

 

[SheepDog]

 

[VladTepes]

That's terrible... but funny as buggery !