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Started by VladTepes, Wednesday, 27 June 2018, 12:27 PM

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VladTepes

Two Woodpeckers

This Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees.

The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.
The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers).

The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat...


Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused.

How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:

Apparently, Tiger Woods and Shane Warne were right, when they said "your pecker gets harder when you're away from home".
Ottomans: 'Hippity hoppity, Vienna's our property"
...and then the Winged Hussars arrived.

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lil4399

If you are going to run out of fuel, do it in your garage.

It's only a short walk to the kettle.

Hooli


Taniwha

K7 B&W, '84 GPZ550, '12 ZX2,

gsxbarmy

Nothing to do.............all day to do it....I love retirement :lol:

VladTepes

Yeah it was a pretty bad one....  mea culpa
Ottomans: 'Hippity hoppity, Vienna's our property"
...and then the Winged Hussars arrived.

Vlad's K7 "Back in Black"
YouTubeLandyVlad Rides

Hooli

It was that bad I stole it for elsewhere & got a 'FFS', I'd call that a win  :imrgreen:

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