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Emergency in the Australian Outback

Started by froudy, Friday, 20 April 2018, 06:15 PM

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froudy

Australian Helpline Operator: " G'day mate .. Helpline here ... What's the problem?"

Bruce: "I'm in the Outback with my Sheila and she's been stung high on her thigh by a bee and now her vagina has completely closed up!"

Helpline: "Bummer!"

Bruce: "Great advice! Thanks mate.
Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups!

Batkwaka

May the sun be warm & shining and your roads be smooth & winding.

Sweaty

Very good Froudy  :clapping:

That brings back some memories Batkwaka  :clapping:

VladTepes

froudy - look up "Kevin Bloody Wilson" and "Rodney Rude".

NSFW, NSFH, basically not safe for anywhere... :) 
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Tony Nitrous

Quote from: VladTepes on Tuesday, 24 April  2018, 04:18 PM
froudy - look up "Kevin Bloody Wilson" and "Rodney Rude".

NSFW, NSFH, basically not safe for anywhere... :)

Don't forget Ronnie Johns...

(Swearing)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wLIEbzW4cDQ
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Kiwifruit

Jim Jeffries is funny too.  Check out Gun Control. Need to view before showing the wife
Another great day on the right side of the grass.😎

grog

Rodney Rude, so funny. Seen him live 3 times. Tears down face from laughing. Then after half time, out comes Rodney 1/2 rude. Have a google. He used to be an elvis impersonator. he was standing on a bridge watching canoes go under it, wasnt sure if canoes or his old girlfriend floating on her back. Funny man.

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