You Don't Know Jack Schitt?

[KiwiCol]

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt" - Now you can intellectually handle the situation

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O.Schitt.  Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O.Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt Inc.
In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.  After being married 15 years, Jack & Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr Sherlock, and because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable through childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.   The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Bryd and Hoarse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned home with his new bride, Piza Schitt.


So now, if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them. Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family!

Author Unknown

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[Kiwifruit]

Very good Col.....

[Mick_J]

Brilliant 

[Notty]

 

[seth]

It's going to be a long summer for us right way up people when it's winter on the upside down part of the world

[ARH]

Excellent 

[froudy]

One of my favourite Andy Sparrow t-shirts...

[grog]

One of your finest Col. Very good.

[Proteous]

Oh the oldies really are the best.. Its been a looong time since i saw that.. Love it.

[Sweaty]

That's a Rippa Col 

[Mick_J]

That's Schitt Hot. 

[Beaker]

Speaking of Schitt - has anyone seen Schitt'$ Creek on Netflix? Very funny and the names used in the series are similar. Was written by the guy who played Stifler's dad from American Pie along with his son, who also stars in the series. Well worth a look 

[Sweaty]

I will have to have a look at that Beaker