Checkout

[froudy]

I was at the check-out with 2 trolleys-full of shopping when a little old lady got behind me in the queue.
She only had a carton of milk, so I said, 'Is that all you've got love?'
She replied, 'Yes'.
So I did the decent thing and said, 'If I were you, I'd f*ck off to another till, I'm gonna be ages.'