Woke for Blokes

[GSXKING]

Wokeness

[KiwiCol]

It's good practice in any case . . .   

[GSXKING]

Bobbie loves mowing but hates whipper-snipping 

[Kiwifruit]

The bride has always been very capable on the ride on mower and has her own electric line trimmer.
This week I had to put my foot down. "No ...... you're not using the wood chipper". It's not that she's not capable but sometimes stuff jams or mechanical issues require swift action. She also has a lifetime ban on using my chainsaw.
Whilst recovering I'm still able to offer instructions from the deck 

[KiwiCol]

Fixed it Chris . . .

[VladTepes]

I know its a joke but that photo annoys me as its so clearly staged. 'Pushing' a mower across already mown grass?
And no disturbance near the mower - no grass or dust flying in the air -fake news.


Jokes aside my missus has zero inclination to do any yard work.