Corona virus found in off licenses throughout the country !! :bugga:
What goes well with Corona Virus?
Lime Disease.
Don`t worry, like most Chinese products, Coronavirus probably won`t last long :happy1:
Are you being SARS-castic?
1.38 billion people reside in China. 90 Chinese die from no more than common cold complications, and that becomes a worldwide problem? :jack:
Wake me up when it kills six hundred ninety million, then we may have a problem.
Quote from: Notty on Sunday, 26 January 2020, 11:41 PM
Corona virus found in off licenses throughout the country !! :bugga:
Funnily enough I've had that same case in US. $15 Aus a carton. :stir: :stir: :stir:
Real beer does not need lemon or fecken lime. End of story. (IMO)
It gets worse-they are delivering it homes now !! :bugga:
Today mate put on his sandwich board outside his tyre shop, wish id photo. Are Toyota Corona safe to drive. I thought funny.
I forgot last weeks, does 2020 give you better vision.
Or is that the new NHS inoculation delivery truck Notty? Blinking funny whatever..... :clapping:
Quote from: Notty on Friday, 14 February 2020, 07:16 AM
It gets worse-they are delivering it homes now !! :bugga:
Looking very much like a Monty Python sketch along the lines of:
Bring out your dead!
:onya:
Quote from: SheepDog on Saturday, 15 February 2020, 01:31 PM
Quote from: Notty on Friday, 14 February 2020, 07:16 AM
It gets worse-they are delivering it homes now !! :bugga:
Looking very much like a Monty Python sketch along the lines of:
Bring out your dead!
:onya:
Better than that, you get a penny per corpse. Who says recycling is new?
Just saw this and it certainly has a ring of truth to it.
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Nothing new in some of those theories.
We must take precautions ! :)
@Notty that made me LOL :mwink: :mwink:
Holiday snaps :)
???
https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/04/panic-buyer-pulls-knife-another-shopper-row-toilet-roll-12344873/ (https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/04/panic-buyer-pulls-knife-another-shopper-row-toilet-roll-12344873/)
Corons virus hits the Netherlands
Oh dear -( Boots is am international pharmacy group ) :)
:rofl4: :rofl4: :rofl4:
nothing's getting through that ...
Notty.... :worshippy: I had no idea I had a hernia until I saw this...... :happy1: :rofl2:
Quote from: Notty on Thursday, 05 March 2020, 01:20 AM
Oh dear -( Boots is am international pharmacy group ) :)
Thats funny
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Our 3rd case has been reported here...... i'm prepared !!.
Govt is monitoring it..... l feel so much safer :facepalm:
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@Notty that stuff you posted is funny sh#t mate.
Especially the Welshman of a 'gimp'. Only in Wales mate :cheers:
Notty, that's pretty good for a taffy :onya:
Just come from Tesco, same old, same old, various shelves empty etc.
BUT, a fella came by with the largest of trolleys, piled up as high as possible with what must have been at least 20 CARTONS of Stella!!
I wonder if he knows something we don't. :rolleyes:
All sorted :)
Where the fcuk did you get all those toilet rolls from? :confused1:
You're short on booze though Notty, You'd have to have more than a bottle of Bourbon, Malibu & Vodka before your inflatable friend becomes appealing - red gash n all!
If those bog rolls run out Notty
Quote from: KiwiCol on Saturday, 14 March 2020, 02:10 PM
You're short on booze though Notty, You'd have to have more than a bottle of Bourbon, Malibu & Vodka before your inflatable friend becomes appealing - red gash n all!
there is enough booze do drink her pretty :)
Notty don't eat the baked beans and you won't need all that bog roll.
Col that alcohol will be purely for hand sanitising. :onya:
Best not to mention your gf Notty. :facepalm: