Author Topic: Skunk  (Read 275 times)

Offline grog

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Re: Skunk
« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, 09 March 2021, 07:07 pm »
A blinded mess covered in puke is a lot easier to give a kicking when you get back to your bike too. so it's even more of a win.

I bet they get banned though as sub-human scum have more 'oooman rights innit than normal people.

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Re: Skunk
« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, 09 March 2021, 07:35 pm »
It's a pity it doesn't go further and kill the fuckers.  When you read the text it on about what if the stickers wear off or the thief cant read, the scumbag shouldn't be trying to nick the bike in the first place, the law protects the guilty at the expense of the rest of us.
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Re: Skunk
« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, 09 March 2021, 07:42 pm »
mjgt, agree, should have poison  darts, bullets etc fly out. They are low life, i hate stealers, we work for what we have, they flog it, they get off. Lethal injections would really help this world.

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Re: Skunk
« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, 10 March 2021, 02:28 am »
Didn't they used to chop a hand off for stealing?  Maybe we could start incrementally, the thumb first . . .
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Re: Skunk
« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, 10 March 2021, 03:36 am »
I'd start with the head, then both arms if they reoffend.

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Re: Skunk
« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, 10 March 2021, 04:24 am »
I'd start with the head, then both arms if they reoffend.

Can't fault your idea Hooli. :cheers:


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Re: Skunk
« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, 10 March 2021, 04:52 am »
How inhumane, they would only be borrowing your bike in order to get medicine and food for their ill and hungry children. If the government were more caring they would provide a bike with which they could get to their place of employment thereby enabling him to provide a healthy level of nutrition for his hungry family. So be kind, make sure your bike is full of gas and unlocked.

Well that what my social worker therapist said after l said "just fcukin shoot them"
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Re: Skunk
« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, 10 March 2021, 05:09 am »
Cut their dicks off so they can't breed  :furious:
Remember When Sex was Safe & Motorcycles Dangerous ?

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Re: Skunk
« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, 10 March 2021, 06:16 am »
What kind of a world do we live in when the manufacturers of a security lock have to put an advisory warning on the thing advising not to cut it!! FFS :furious:

Maybe bullets should have `danger of death` stamped on them..... :twisted:

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Re: Skunk
« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, 10 March 2021, 07:52 am »
Cut their dicks off so they can't breed  :furious:

Turn them in to eunuch's @Notty  :happy1:
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Re: Skunk
« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, 10 March 2021, 02:18 pm »
Cut their dicks off so they can't breed  :furious:

And be sure to use a pair of very blunt rusty scissors dipped something incurable to complete the task

OR use a docking ring