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guess my weight

Started by Notty, Tuesday, 15 September 2020, 11:39 PM

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DP1400

Just roll her in flower and make love to the wet spot

Sorry, did you really mention making love to it? :bugga:

Notty

Quote from: DP1400 on Saturday, 19 September  2020, 06:44 AM
Just roll her in flower and make love to the wet spot

Sorry, did you really mention making love to it? :bugga:
popular girl in the valleys !!  :)
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DP1400

Looks like she`s eaten most of the poor sods :rofl2:

pairfkup

#18
I don't like my body because my weight changes uncontrollably every few months! After a long winter, I notice a slight weight gain. But if it does not allow you to squeeze into last year's jeans, and your favorite blouse or dress begins to be unbearably tight, the weight gain likely goes beyond 2-3 kilograms, which is the norm. Such kilograms are easy to lose. You just need to increase your physical activity a little! Still, I decided to buy myself a new link removed  scale! Now I will keep track of every new pound on my body! I am still a woman and want my figure to be perfect! For the sake of the figure, I will make many sacrifices!

VladTepes

G'day @pairfkup  pop into the introductions  forum and tell us a bit about yourself and your bike :)

https://gsx1400owners.org/forum/index.php?board=20.0
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Blubber

Quote from: VladTepes on Thursday, 16 June  2022, 11:51 AM
G'day @pairfkup  pop into the introductions  forum and tell us a bit about yourself and your bike :)

https://gsx1400owners.org/forum/index.php?board=20.0

It is an advert for a scale, i doubt we get an intro  :whatever:
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Globalrider

A case of slap her thigh and ride in on the surf! gawd the thought has me gagging!
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KiwiCol

Quote from: Globalrider on Friday, 17 June  2022, 02:01 AM
A case of slap her thigh and ride in on the surf! gawd the thought has me gagging!

Never heard that one before, made me laugh.
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GSXKING

Roll her in flour & make love to the wet spot  :whatever:
GSXKING 3:^)
Chris
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