Corona virus general discussion thread

[Granty]

Unfortunately my mate Steve Wife has it. Jo has been very ill but is now slowly recovering at home. She says the worst part has been the muscle pain and that she feels drained of all energy. She was not admitted to hospital. They are both confined to the house but have to live in different parts of it. They are not allowed to be in the same room. Steve has shown no signs of it so it shows that keeping two meters apart and social distancing works.

Lets hope we all get through this. Stay safe.

[Andre]

Yes, a fit 60 year old. Last I heard  he was getting ready to come off the ventilator.

[MarkN]

I don't have personal knowledge of anyone either. My brother, however, is 71, lives in Spain and has copd - so am quite worried about him even though he hasn't been out for three weeks.

Hope all on here and Your families keep safe

[Tally]

My youngest sister has had it , she is fully recovered from it now. She told us (FaceTime) that the worst thing was the cough it felt like someone was using a blunt saw on her neck. My mum is 79 and has been self isolating for the past two weeks now, she is still free from the virus we are all running around for her for whatever she needs. She has never been so pampered 

[Notty]

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[Kiwifruit]

Lunch time .....!!

[GSXKING]

I've stolen that one bud LMAO. 

[Notty]

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[Mick_J]

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"

[Kiwifruit]

Very good mjgt   

[Notty]

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[Globalrider]

Going to adopt a couple of cats to ride this storm out - a female called Vi and a male called Rus.

Stan

[Kiwifruit]

Better hurry up Stan before the Chinese adopt them scoff them.and create Covid 20.

[Tally]

Good news fellas. The govt has requested that we do no D.I.Y. around the house just in case we injure ourselves and require hospital treatment    . Bad news means no working in the shed either  , although the govt can't enforce it the missus can

[Notty]

Good news fellas. The govt has requested that we do no D.I.Y. around the house just in case we injure ourselves and require hospital treatment    . Bad news means no working in the shed either  , although the govt can't enforce it the missus can

Bugger, just power washed my patio and took all the grouting out. Couldn't get any delivered for weeks but local screw fix has them.Only allowed to drive for essential basics.....