Not quite a joke

[VladTepes]

Too true to be in the funnies section...


It snowed last night...

8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted

Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Kiwifruit]

Now thats right on the money Vlad, so true.

[KiwiCol]

Clever, but not all of us have become one of the aforementioned types. 

[VladTepes]

That's right but the sheeple are stampeding in that direction.

(Can sheep stampede?)

[Sweaty]

That's excellent, but i wish it was not so close to the truth these days. Probably accounts for half the bloody population now 

[Notty]

That's right but the sheeple are stampeding in that direction.

(Can sheep stampede?)

definitely if they think they are on a promise !!

[Mick_J]

You're absolutely right when you say "Too true to be in the funnies section..." how sad is that 

[GSXKING]

My question to all these self interested minorities, is, have you ever heard of "The majority rules" ? I am one of "the majority" but I don't raise my voice until it is absolutely necessary, certainly exercising my rights when it comes to voting at election times. How else do you explain the major win by Scott Morrison and his bunch. 

[Andre]

Protecting minorities is often needed but that shouldn't mean that they end up ruling the majority.

[DP1400]

The opening to this thread is pure genuis - clever and very funny.
It hits a nerve too.....and leaves me wondering why we can`t all act reasonably and respectfully to others? Trouble is nowadays, thanks to the media, anything outside of what we collectively used to term `normal` and `acceptable`, and above all, private, has become the trend, a bandwagon from which all those `wierdos` are making themselves heard in order that the weak minded are influenced by their minority views. As a result, it appears that the majority are now suffering in silence without daring to defend their opinions for fear of reprisal. How bad is that!  

[Kiwifruit]

Many may remember the likes of Bernard Manning, Benny Hill and Les Dawson to name a few. Very funny men. I love those old British comiedians. They would be crucified today.

[DP1400]

Absolutely, and as we`ve turned down memory lane, how about `Rising Damp` with Leonard Rossiter - pure genius. A true master of timing and the ability to deliver a comic line