Plonker alert

[VladTepes]

Well was a plonker day on the commute in today.

Some fella with no safety gear (bar helmet) riding generic sports bike of around 600cc.
On the back his girlfriend (presumably) wearing a tight dress (yeah), high heels, helmet; and on her mobile phone texting or some such. :

Another motorcyclist on a Bandit raced through a red light a good two seconds after it changed. He lay into the throttle as soon as it went red, but was a bit far back...

Then some idiot on one of those council hire bicycles ride straight out onto a crossing in front of me, while the light for traffic was green, and I had to grab the anchors to avoid hitting him. Then he realised and turned back onto the footpath and was riding between pedestrians on a busy footpath.  Retard.

So it wasn't the cars this morning, for a change.