1000 posts andre

[seth]

Luckily I only live in Scotland I'm from Nottingham but been in the shire for over 30 years now .
I don't mind getting a round in but not to often I had to go through Yorkshire many times on my trips north

[KiwiCol]

good on ya Andre!  So, since  you're the newest  talk master, it's your turn to hold the key for the executive loos.  Grog has it at the moment & to be fair, hasn't done too bad a job of keeping the loos clean. 
No doubt Grog will be pleased to hand over to you sometime today, lets see how good a job you make of maintaining & improving the condition of our exclusive dunny.

Seth, KF & Grog, since Andre is going to be looking after the place for a while, anyone feel like a nice hot curry?  Just as a welcome for him.

[seth]

And a few beers to wash it down .

[KiwiCol]

Good idea Seth, we should have a mixture of beers, that usually creates 'interesting' gut rumbles. 

[ARH]

Ok guys.... with that in mind I'm going to slow down my posting rate.... no wish to become the Forum Cludgy Cleaner...

Hey Vlad.... maybe that's an idea for a new poster category? 

[seth]

Their ate a few closing in on the keeper of the key .As @Andre is a German I expect it to cost €0.50 a go from now on and have the lock on the wrong side of the door 

[KiwiCol]

No no, you've got it wrong ARH, it's the 'Executive Cludgy' for a start (those over 1000 posts only) and you want to join the executive asap, way better to be in at the start when there's only a few members, than come in when there are several hundred members!  Imagine cleaning up after that lot!

[seth]

Just wait until you get to the super executive bathroom in a few posts time @KiwiCol
Even less of us use that one .

[KiwiCol]

The one with gold taps & fittings?   Yeah, heard about that from Vlad.  Apparently there's 3 ply extra soft paper in there too! 

[ARH]

The one with gold taps & fittings?   Yeah, heard about that from Vlad.  Apparently there's 3 ply extra soft paper in there too!

I heard a rumour that the exec cludgy also washes and wipes after every visit... is that really true?

[seth]

It's lovely polished marbel  (mainly down to barmy and his polishing habit he needs something now he's got the triumph)even smells nice mostly due to the others that can use it are admin(barmy first to 2000 I was second other 2 cheated) I nearly always have it to myself as it's got free WiFi too (need to be able to post while sitting on the selfwarming seat)

[seth]

The one with gold taps & fittings?   Yeah, heard about that from Vlad.  Apparently there's 3 ply extra soft paper in there too!

I heard a rumour that the exec cludgy also washes and wipes after every visit... is that really true?

Only one way to find out
Get posting 

[KiwiCol]

Bloody awesome!  I'll be in shortly.  It'll be at least a '5 stand' dunny, so there'll be 3 that have never even been used. 

[seth]

All the dunnies actually have working doors 

[KiwiCol]

Yes, I've heard the same ARH.  I heard there was actually an assistant / attendant on duty in there.   Hope not, I prefer to dump in private!