Friday night & the beer is flowing

[KiwiCol]

Make sure she stands her round then mate!!   

[Tony Nitrous]

"Less than 0.5 % alcohol"

[KiwiCol]

I've had one of those, not that brand, but it was a German one, started with C.  Big long word, about 8-10 letters, recognise it if I saw it again. Amazing how yer brain forgets stuff.  Actually tasted like a beer, even though it was less than .05%  would be great to quaff on a hot summers day n not get fuddled.

[froudy]

"Less than 0.5 % alcohol"

Have a look under the carton Tony...If it's produced by Westrock I'll let you off as you're supporting me and helping keep me in a job
Any other printer and there'll be trouble 

[Mick_J]

Low/no alcohol beer


It's a bit like going down on your sister



It may smell and taste the same



But it's just wrong





Note: This does not apply to residents of Norfold on non schooldays between January and December.End.

[Sweaty]

Glad I don't have a sister mjgt, so that thought has never crossed my mind 

[grog]

sex in a boat, f***ing near water.

[Tony Nitrous]

I told an American that Budweiser was like.....

sex in a boat, f***ing close to water.