Which 'colour' is faster - DEFINITIVE ANSWER

Started by VladTepes, Thursday, 01 February 2018, 03:37 PM

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Andre

Quote from: seth on Thursday, 01 February  2018, 06:12 PM
now your really starting to confuse the issue
hefferlumps are a measurement of time not weight  :stir:

??? A typo?
Looked it up in the Urban dictionary:
QuoteA lazy, fat woman usually being rude

Sounds more like a measurement of time AND weight. :whatever:

Kiwifruit

That first photo is of a bloody wedding cake !!  :facepalm:
Another great day on the right side of the grass.😎

seth

its definitely a measurement of time .
ref the scottish film from the 1980's
"gregory's girl"
when the photography kid goes to take pictures at the nurses home he measures the exposures in hefferlumps
so it must be true :cheers:
only a slightly modified gsx1400
oh and a standard one too

Sethbot Postwhore

Kiwifruit

Too many Hefferlumps in one place blots out the light from the sun and that's called an eclipse. If a wild angry Hefferlump should sit on you that's called "Good Night Nurse"
Another great day on the right side of the grass.😎

Andre


Red Biker

Guys,
Rather than the bike itself, I think it's important to look at the quality of individual attracted to each colour, so below are a few examples:

Black:
Batman
Terminator
Kit (knight rider)
Bon Jovi

Blue and White
Andy Pandy
Pappa Smurf
Donald Duck
Her from Frozen
Woody Woodpecker

Drops mic..........
Many a Donkey has lost its hoof on the rocky road, don't be that Donkey!

T 24

Very often I feel I'm Papa Smurf. Do I feel I'm Batman if I paint my 14 black?
My previous bike(GS 1000 G ) was black and it was slower than my blue/white 14  :whistling:

seth

i cam remember when
andy pandy was in black and white dont riun my childhood.

pappa smuff is the man beats up a nasty wizard and was invented in belgium where they also invented beer.

her from frozen does magic and stuff and owns her own country.

woody woodpecker is funny
and donald duck is from the same studio that now makes star wars films

black stuff
a man who plays bats not even a proper super hero as just a spoilt rich kid.

terminator a robot that wants to kill us

kitt a talking car (it's a car)

by jovi a pop band from America (the british invented rock and heavy metal) bloody yanks coming over here steeling our music and making all the money from it.


only a slightly modified gsx1400
oh and a standard one too

Sethbot Postwhore

Red Biker

Also you don't get:

Call of Duty Blue and White Ops"
Men In Blue & White
Blue and White Beauty
Blue & White hawk down
Creature from the Blue & White Lagoon
Meet Joe Blue & White
The Blue & White hole

Sorry, it's just not Hollywood guys but if you're happy with it that's fine  :devil:

Many a Donkey has lost its hoof on the rocky road, don't be that Donkey!

Monarchjock

#24
Quote from: Batkwaka on Thursday, 01 February  2018, 05:21 PM
White reflects light so improves the Power to weight whilst black absorbs all the light making it heavier and slower.
So science says White is faster!  :computer_type:
Light is energy.  Black absorbs light. Therefore black absorbs energy. The only way to get rid of that energy is to go faster. Ergo black is faster.  :boogie2:

Wait a minute. That can't be true, coz I know my B/W is fastest.

northern


gsxbarmy

Well I think this is more the definitive answer.

Faster or not (not  :stir:) you are 36% more likely to have an accident on a black bike than any other colour. Why? 'Cos it says so right here in this article....

https://rideapart.com/articles/what-the-color-of-your-motorcycle-says-about-you

in fact it says what every colour of a bike means.


Oh - and I found a picture of the development black GSX1400 from way back when. This one of the well known test rider, Havegotta Gettablueandwhiteone giving it the final test ride before releasing it to the general public  :happy1: :rofl2: :rofl3:

Nothing to do.............all day to do it....I love retirement :lol:

KiwiCol

No it doesn't say that at all. It says where a driver failed to see the bike n turned straight in front if them, involved 36% black bikes. Extrapolated, 64% of cases where a driver failed to see the bike were not black, so you're safer on a black than a coloured bike.
😎  Always looking for the next corner.  😎

Sweaty

 :rofl2: :happy1:  :lol: I love reading all the BS that goes on here all of a sudden, keep it up boys, as its good to have a laugh  :onya:

black14

And doesn't take into account the predominance of black bikes anyway...  :furious:

Lies, damn lies - and statistics...  :hat:

:whistling:
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