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Started by Red Biker, Wednesday, 27 September 2017, 05:32 AM

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Red Biker

Hi Col,
No Mrs Red on this trip, just me and a mate👍

Quite proud of my mirror repair job, found a B&M store in Perth this morning
and in there they had a little girls glamor kit in which I spotted a little mirror. So I thought I'll open it up to have a closer look make sure it's flat on the reverse so I can glue it on to the old mirror pad.
I was struggling to open this kit with sparkly lip stick and eye shadow when one of the staff coloured me and asked if I was going to buy it!
Bugger! she only led me to the till and in front of all the customers said this gentleman would like to buy this!
So stood there in my leathers getting really strange looks as I paid for the glam kit.
Felt I had to explain, I was only after the mirror, honest ladies!!

Anyway mirror was just the job and I donated the rest of the kit to a young mum who was just entering the shop 😀
Many a Donkey has lost its hoof on the rocky road, don't be that Donkey!

Red Biker

Didn't quite make it to John OG
Tonight, we're stopping in Wick and are pretty wet so gonna go for it in the morn, it's only 20 miles.
Stopping in a house at the harbour.
Gear all over the place drying out.

Gotta say very pleased with my Jacket,
It's waterproofed leather as opposed to the waterproof liner kind and it's held up under some pretty serious hammer over the Grampioms today.

My mates Richa textile gave up the ghost completely and he was soaked to the skin, so we had to find a bike shop in Inverness where he spent £500 on a Gortex and threw the other away😩
Many a Donkey has lost its hoof on the rocky road, don't be that Donkey!

KiwiCol

Red!  Are you sure you're not trying to tell us all something?   First the bra, now a glam kit with lipstick & blusher & glitter!   
This isn't looking too good for the black stealth weapon, it'll probably be candy pink next summer!
😎  Always looking for the next corner.  😎

Red Biker

Col!
Desperate times call for desperate measures, is this more your thing 😀
Many a Donkey has lost its hoof on the rocky road, don't be that Donkey!

KiwiCol


Hell yeah!  Apart from the double chips, 1's enough.


Is that what you've got for breaky today?  Lucky bugger!
😎  Always looking for the next corner.  😎

KiwiCol

Just last week I made burgers at home, I had a triple meat patties, 6 pieces of bacon & 3 layers slices of cheese, mustard & mayo! Yum, so good I had 2 of them & washed down with a few beers. Great.

Ya have the bun, mustard, meat patty, cheese slice, 2 bacon, then another meat patty, cheese & 2 more bacon, then another layer the same, triple stack.  Now that's a feed!  Too much for breakfast though, can't move too far with 2 of them in ya.
😎  Always looking for the next corner.  😎

Red Biker

Jesus!
that is a feed😀
Had the local delicacy of 'Haggis tates and  neeps' today was bloody lovely.

Many a Donkey has lost its hoof on the rocky road, don't be that Donkey!

Red Biker

Here's me caught in a tender moment ❤️
Many a Donkey has lost its hoof on the rocky road, don't be that Donkey!

Kiwifruit

Pleased you got the little glammy kit Red. I was starting to worry how you were going to put your lippy on without a mirror.  :facepalm:
Another great day on the right side of the grass.😎

gsxbarmy

Quote from: Kiwifruit on Tuesday, 03 October  2017, 07:03 AM
Pleased you got the little glammy kit Red. I was starting to worry how you were going to put your lippy on without a mirror.  :facepalm:

I'm beginning to guess why "Red" Biker now - colour of the lippy - or is it the blusher  :happy1:
Nothing to do.............all day to do it....I love retirement :lol:

Sweaty

Pity the weather is so shite for you Red, but i'm sure your having a good time anyway. Good to see your feminine side showing through, not sure if i believe the part about giving the rest of the pack away though  :whistling:

Its a nice shot of you at the window,but i can see what your thinking. "Wish it was a B&W"  :stir:

Keep the updates coming and have a safe trip  :cheers:

Red Biker

So Wick was a bit quiet last night,
Went in two pubs where we were the only clients!

Same for the curry house pictured below!

Nice shot of the bikes looking back to Wick harbour and the bike shop at Inverness

Many a Donkey has lost its hoof on the rocky road, don't be that Donkey!

KiwiCol

That street the curry house is in looks a bit grim, no wonder no one else was there.

Thanks for the update Red, keep 'em coming.  :cheers:
😎  Always looking for the next corner.  😎

Red Biker

Quote from: Sweaty on Tuesday, 03 October  2017, 07:56 AM
Pity the weather is so shite for you Red, but i'm sure your having a good time anyway. Good to see your feminine side showing through, not sure if i believe the part about giving the rest of the pack away though  :whistling:

Its a nice shot of you at the window,but i can see what your thinking. "Wish it was a B&W"  :stir:

Keep the updates coming and have a safe trip  :cheers:

Do you know what sweaty, we were chatting last night and both agreed, if we were offered a 2 week cruise to the Caribbean as an alternative we wouldn't take it!

The roads here are nothing short of spectacular, the 20 miles leading to Wick have the North Sea on one side and the mountains on your left, just awesome 👍 The rain is insignificant 😀

Ps
If I was on a B&W I would defo have kept the Glam kit 😀
Many a Donkey has lost its hoof on the rocky road, don't be that Donkey!

Red Biker

Today's the one I've been looking forward to!
Quick ride to the summit before breakfast then start heading south to Loch Ness, Fort William and Loch Lomond. 😎 Grey route
Many a Donkey has lost its hoof on the rocky road, don't be that Donkey!

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