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Started by Irish in Oz, Friday, 02 June 2017, 03:15 PM

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Kiwifruit

Rule #7
Thou shall not covet thy neighbours camel.
Another great day on the right side of the grass.😎

Sweaty

The elephant asked the camel: "Why do you have your breasts on your back?"

The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."

Sweaty


Kiwifruit

Must have been a serious Camel accident at the shops today. When I got there, there was only some debris left wrapped around the tree and gaurd rail. It was reported the Camel was taken into a nearby shop for surgery !!
(Sorry Tony the scene is quite graphic.)
Another great day on the right side of the grass.😎

KiwiCol

Butter Camel on the menu for the next month!
😎  Always looking for the next corner.  😎

ARH

 :rofl2:  col... you beat me to it 👍

Irish in Oz

Hard work this retirement, dug a big hole for a 100mm post put up beam this morning for my new awning :)

Irish in Oz


GSXKING

From sheds to Camels. At least Camel tastes great  :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
GSXKING 3:^)
Chris
Best allrounder I've ever owned 👍

Irish in Oz

Quote from: GSXKING on Saturday, 25 November  2017, 05:39 PM
From sheds to Camels. At least Camel tastes great  :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
I'm told flavoured condoms are available now, not sure about the taste lol.

GSXKING

I'm thinking you'd be a sucker for a Guinness flavoured one then BIG FELLA LMAO  :happy1: :happy1: :rofl3: :coffeescreen:
GSXKING 3:^)
Chris
Best allrounder I've ever owned 👍

Kiwifruit

I thought stripper poles were supposed to be chromed ?
Must breed em tough in the Outback  :stir:
Another great day on the right side of the grass.😎

Del

All Lives Matter
...until you multiply them by the speed of light squared. Then all lives energy.

A 'feuchainn gu cruaidh gus fuck a thoirt seachad - ach gu mì-fhortanach a' fàilligeadh

Irish in Oz

Quote from: GSXKING on Wednesday, 29 November  2017, 12:47 AM
I'm thinking you'd be a sucker for a Guinness flavoured one then BIG FELLA LMAO  :happy1: :happy1: :rofl3: :coffeescreen:
My Guinness comes in pints.

Sweaty

Your working too hard in retirement Jeff, get back to work for a rest.

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