I Need a Bigger Shed

[Andre]

Put this up as background for your PC-screen and see how she reacts. Women like pretty things 

[Kiwifruit]

Ooooh.....Painful looking seats.

[KiwiCol]

Tony, a camel?  What ya gonna do with a camel?  Can't be to ride as you've got plenty of exciting rides there already.  A pom who wants a camel??  Righto, UK contingent, out of all you lot, who has ever had the desire to have a camel in their back yard?  (Stoli, you're exempt from this . . .)  Maybe is a Lawrence of Arabia thing, or maybe they're just good to eat, your own camel, fatten 'er up & have plenty of fresh camel in the fridge & freezer? 
It definitely is a different thing to be wanting a camel in ones back yard.

You're full of surprizes Tony.

[grog]

a very pretty camel it is, some women prefer two humps, mine prefers none at all. 

[KiwiCol]

That's just subterfuge Grog, they all prefer 2, truth be known.   So I've heard anyway.

[Mick_J]

I don't know, some gentle music and soft lighting 

[KiwiCol]

Jeeez!!   That looks just like the office lady at work!

[Tony Nitrous]

Been looking at them and talking to folk for years.
Owning one makes no sense at all but they always make me mile...

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[Andre]

Much we own doesn't make sense... but we love it. Hope you get a good natured camel. Wouldn't be surprised if your wife will want one too then 

[grog]

rounded up by cops for being a single hump, very good. should always be a double hump.

[KiwiCol]

Well,  looks like the UK guys aren't even reading this thread.

[Mick_J]

What can we say, bloke wants a camel 

[Irish in Oz]

How many camels can you fit in an 42 square meter area!

[Kiwifruit]

Wish that thing with the red lippy had kept its Burqa on......no wonder the blokes dress them like a letterbox when out in public.

[Mick_J]

You know you fancy her, keep going back for a look