Unlucky bastard

[Mick_J]

A chap pulled up next to me at some trafic lights in Bristol and told me to make sure I lock my bike up if I leave it.  He then explained that he bought a new BMW R900 last week, rode from the dealer into town and parked it while he did a bit of shopping, when he got back his brand new bike had gone.  He said it was fortunate he had a spare bike to get to work but he was well pissed off.
The thieving scum in Bristol are getting bold as there are no coppers about and if they do get caught they get a good firm telling off form a knackered old judge who doesn't want to ruin their life with a holiday in the chokey.