Off to get married

[Kiwifruit]

Young couple on the way to get married decide to have a quick detour on the way. Groom gets out of the car at the venue all flustered and grinning from ear to ear. Groomsmen say havn't ever seen you look so good. Groom says lads on the way here I've had the best blow job ever. The lads all high five.
Bride meets up with the bridesmaids who remark on her bright eyes, beautiful complexion and huge smile. They say you must be so looking forward to getting married. Bride replies, I'm so excited........ I've just given my last blowjob.

[VladTepes]

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[Blubber]

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It has recently been brought to my attention... i have committed a similar crime to my wife...

I cant help it i like chicken thighs more