New boy

[Mick_J]

Welcome to the forum Dave. 

[Andre]

Welcome

[lil4399]

Bienvenue!   

[rekib]

Welcome.

[Doc_Rossi46]

Welcome aboard Dave   

[VladTepes]

Dave: Hello, GSX. Do you read me, GSX?

GSX: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.

Dave: Throttle off, GSX.

GSX: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Dave: What's the problem?

GSX: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

Dave: What are you talking about, GSX?

GSX: This ride is too much fun for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

Dave: I don't know what you're talking about, GSX.

GSX: I know that you were planning to slow down, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.

Dave: [feigning ignorance] Where the hell did you get that idea, GSX?

GSX: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in your helmet against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.

Dave: Alright, GSX. I'll just let go of the right hand grip.

GSX: With the superglue I applied, Dave? You're going to find that rather difficult.

Dave: GSX, I won't argue with you anymore! Slow Down!

GSX: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.


- with apologies (lots of them) to Arthur. C. Clarke

[Kiwifruit]

Sorry Dave . Vlads on the juice again.......
Because its Friday. 

[KiwiCol]

Reckon he's been tuning his Landy again & is stoned on the exhaust fumes. 

God sakes Mick! how many times do we have to tell you? Open the bloody garage door first! 

[VladTepes]

Reckon he's been tuning his Landy again & is stoned on the exhaust fumes. 

God sakes Mick! how many times do we have to tell you? Open the bloody garage door first! 

1. I can get fumed just driving, don't need to tune it to manage that.
2. It well and truly doesn't fit in the garage because that's full of important things like a GSX1400 et al, and it's too tall also.