Engine Oil

[froudy]

A man walkes into a motorcycle dealer and askes to purchase some engine oil for his bike.

'Certainly sir, it is £18.99 a litre' responds the sales person.

'How much? The dealer down the road sells it for £14.99 a liter!' the customer responds.

'Sorry sir, I can only suggest you buy it from them, I can not match that price.'

The customer promptly replies, 'but they are out of stock.'

'Ah,' says the sales man, 'come back when I am out of stock and my oil is £11.99.'

[gsxbarmy]

 

[froudy]

Not getting any better are they

[Mick_J]

 

[Sweaty]

Not getting any better are they

No, but keep trying Froudy 

[seth]

There's a place up here that gives away as much oil as you want for free when they are out of stock but it costs a fortune when they do have stocks of it