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Started by VladTepes, Friday, 17 November 2023, 01:57 PM

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VladTepes

Friday, 17 November 2023, 01:57 PM
Husband: I bought a packet of Olympic condoms. Tonight I'm gonna wear gold!

Wife: Can you wear silver instead, and come second for a change?
Ottomans: 'Hippity hoppity, Vienna's our property"
...and then the Winged Hussars arrived.

Vlad's K7 "Back in Black"
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GSXKING

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Monday, 27 November 2023, 07:15 PM
Best 30 seconds of her life 😂
GSXKING 3:^)
Chris
Best allrounder I've ever owned 👍

Batkwaka

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Monday, 27 November 2023, 08:29 PM
As we're onto condom jokes.

How many condoms can you make from a car tyre?
365 if it's a Goodyear!
May the sun be warm & shining and your roads be smooth & winding.

Hooli

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Monday, 27 November 2023, 08:30 PM
Man - Why are there broken condoms on the sofa?
Woman - Don't talk about our kids like that!
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