You might be a Taliban if...

[VladTepes]

If you refine heroin for a living but have a moral objection to beer....................
.........you might be a Taliban

If you own a $3000 machine gun and a $5000 rocket launcher but don't wear any shoes...................
........you might be a Taliban

If you have more wives than teeth...................
........you might be a Taliban

If you wipe your arse with your hand but reckon bacon is unclean.................
...........you might be a Taliban.

If you think vests only come in 2 styles.............bulletproof and suicide............
.......you might be a Taliban.

If you can't think of anybody who you haven't declared a Jihad on......................
........you might be a Taliban.

If you consider TV dangerous but regularly carry explosives with you..............
......... you might be a Taliban.

If your amazed that mobile phones have other uses than setting off bombs......
......you might be a Taliban.

If you have nothing against women but think that every man should own at least one.........
......you might be a Taliban.

If you've always had a crush on your neighbour's goat....................
......you might be a Taliban.

[Kiwifruit]

Very good Vlad 

[KiwiCol]

I think you've nailed it right there Vlad! 

[GSXKING]

How does an entire country get over run by a religious cult so easily ?

They want to turn back the clock 300 years, subjugate girls/women etc. etc.

They still want to use modern day technology to plan there next jihads, WTF 

[KiwiCol]

It was in the news here the other day, they set a woman on fire for 'bad cooking'    ??     It really just beggars belief that there are some morons who do this.  They only get away with it because they've got guns etc.  Take those off them & see how they go.

@Notty   where's that Goat pic?  that'd fix 'em.

[Eric GSX1400K3]

It was in the news here the other day, they set a woman on fire for 'bad cooking'    ??     It really just beggars belief that there are some morons who do this.  They only get away with it because they've got guns etc.  Take those off them & see how they go.

@Notty   where's that Goat pic?  that'd fix 'em.

The real morons are the US military  They've effectively spent 80 billion arming and training the Taliban, then gave them the country.

[KiwiCol]

and they left a lot of their weapons there for them to obtain & use against the locals.  Yep, that's madness.

[Kiwifruit]

Yes it is madness.....but someone's making a.lot of money from it.

[Hooli]

It was in the news here the other day, they set a woman on fire for 'bad cooking'    ??     It really just beggars belief that there are some morons who do this.  They only get away with it because they've got guns etc.  Take those off them & see how they go.

@Notty   where's that Goat pic?  that'd fix 'em.

The real morons are the US military  They've effectively spent 80 billion arming and training the Taliban, then gave them the country.

You mean the same US that trained some bloke called Bin Liner how to plan major terrorist events like flying airliners into skyscrapers?

It's almost* like they are too stupid to learn.

[grog]

Just a huge stuff up, start to finish.

[Hooli]

Time to burn the Whitehouse again because the colonials have got to uppity I'd say, they obviously can't be trusted to govern themselves.