Dead lawyer

[VladTepes]

A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven (allegedly).

"There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues. "I'm too young to die. I'm only 55."

"Fifty-five?" says Saint Peter. "No, according to out calculations, you're 82."

"How'd you get that?" the lawyer asks.

Answers St. Peter, "We added up your time sheets."

[Kiwifruit]

Ring of truth there.