Toilet Joke

[Notty]

I was in Tesco using the toilet and just as I closed my stall door, a voice from the next stall said, "Hi! How are you?" Embarrassed... I said, "I'm ok!" The voice said, "So what are you up to?" I said, "Ummm... Just trying to handle a little private business over here!" Then I hear, "Can I come over?" WTF??... I said "Excuse me?!?!." Then the voice said, "Listen, I will have to call you back, there's an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions!"

[VladTepes]

People on phones in dunnies are disturbing.

[GSXKING]

@Notty I know it's a joke 

However, it's probably sadly from an actual experience. People these days can't leave their phone alone, it's called FOMO.

[Batkwaka]

What's the worst thing about licking the Bowl?
Accidentally flushing.

[Mick_J]

I was in an airport toilet once and one of the chaps standing in the stalls had his phone ring, he calmly said to his mate "can you get that" and everyone else in the toilet laughed, someone said "I hope you mean the phone".  I would just let the bigger ring.