Yet another Kwi joke

[VladTepes]

All in fun of course...


A New Zealander, a sheep and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island.

After being there for awhile, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down.

One particular evening the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the Kiwi.

Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his
arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the New Zealander took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed ,and lo and behold, there was
another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful
young woman, the most beautiful the New Zealander had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to the evening ritual. It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the New Zealander started to get "those feelings " again.

He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman cautiously, and whispered in her ear..........










"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

[Kiwifruit]

Have decided to be offended by that caustic little joke....... i'm off to ring Greta !!

[VladTepes]

I got a reply from her re your complaint....

[Mick_J]

She's probably got no idea what you're talking about, too busy annoying people.