Suzuki Fan

[Irish in Oz]

A schoolteacher explains to her class that she is a Suzuki fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too, are Suzuki fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little boy. The teacher looks at the boy with surprise and says, "Tony, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Suzuki fan," he replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Suzuki fan, then what brand are you a fan of?" "I am a Kawasaki fan, and proud of it," Tony replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Tony, why are you a Kawasaki fan?" "Because my mum is a Kawasaki fan, and my dad is a Kawasaki fan, so I'm a Kawasaki fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "That is no reason for you to be a Kawasaki fan too. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum were a twat and your dad was a wanker, what would you be then?"

"Then," Tony smiled, "I'd be a Suzuki fan."

[lawrie]

Very good, but shouldn't it have been a Hardly Davidson fan??

[VladTepes]

A schoolteacher explains to her class that she is a Suzuki fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too, are Suzuki fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little boy. The teacher looks at the boy with surprise and says, "Tony, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Suzuki fan," he replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Suzuki fan, then what brand are you a fan of?" "I am a Kawasaki fan, and proud of it," Tony replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Tony, why are you a Kawasaki fan?" "Because my mum is a Kawasaki fan, and my dad is a Kawasaki fan, so I'm a Kawasaki fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "That is no reason for you to be a Kawasaki fan too. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum were a twat and your dad was a wanker, what would you be then?"

"Then," Tony smiled, "I'd be a Suzuki fan."

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