Christmas

[gsxbarmy]

What did I do wrong? 

[Kiwifruit]

Obviously she didnt want you to buy the decorations.

[KiwiCol]

Probably because you went a bit elaborate on the tree. She doesn't like gaudy, ya know that.

[Mrg]

Should have got some light then you'd have been ok mate   

[grog]

looks a good plan to me Dave

[Gegs]

That's tree-mendous... what's she complaining about?

[Gegs]

My wife is asking for something black and Lacey for Christmas 

She'll be over the moon with my old rugby boots 

[Gegs]

Just remember, there are 4 stages in life

1, You believe in Santa
2, You don't believe in Santa
3, You are Santa
4, You look like Santa 

[T 24]

Only proper traditional Christmas tree here in Finland is stolen Christmas tree!
And you can save your money for your bike!

[KiwiCol]

Only proper traditional Christmas tree here in Finland is stolen Christmas tree!
And you can save your money for your bike!

Wot?  You lot go around nicking each others Christmas tree?  With light & decorations as well?  Bonus if it's got pressys around it?   

[T 24]

We call it forest management here. Even Donald Trump says that it's a good way to prevent forest fire

[MarkN]

If Trump says that then it must be true 

[VladTepes]

If Trump says that then it must be true 

/levity mode off

In this case yeah.  Allowing a build up of fuel means that when fires do come they are much worse and harder to control, putting lives at risk.
I'm speaking of bushfires here in Australia and in the USA too.

/levity mode back on.