A true story from a fellow Biker

[Speedy1959]

I apologize in advance to the Mods if this is a tad risqué.
I was out at a bar last night at one of those "all you can eat" type places with about 10 biker guys I know..
We meet up once a month for a chin wag and to see who is still alive (Joking)..

I will tell it in his words... But do remember its his words and NOT mine or me !! (all will become clear).

"I needed some bits for my car and decided to go to a scrap yard I know of.
I wasn't feeling great because we had been out for an Indian meal the night before and my stomach wasn't good..
Anyway I was rooting around the piles of beat up cars when I REALLY felt the need to go!!
I saw an old car that was on the ground, rather than being precariously perched 2 or 3 high..
So I squatted down in the rear and had an almighty dump..
Looked around and found some old news paper to wipe my ass..

Anyway I bought a couple of bits and told the guy I would return the following day to continue my search

I went back the following day and the scrap yard owner collared me and said, "When you were here yesterday, did you see some dirty bastard crapping in my car?"

The scrap yard owner was running an old classic type car that looked like one of his scrap yard vehicles according to my mate.

This story is totally true and I just had to err share it with you...

[lloydjames]

 

[Del]

 

[shanered6]

Thats just funny as hell .... maybe not for the scrap yard owner ! .... but damn thats funny . 

[Notty]

A crap amongst the scrap !

[VladTepes]

Poor bugger... 

[BJ]

Shitty shitty bang bang

[Mick_J]

When you gotta go, you gotta go 

[lil4399]

A new meaning for having some back seat action .....   

[froudy]

Wasn't a dump truck was it?

[KiwiCol]

Now that's clever Froudy!  Top marks!

[Proteous]

Im sorry, but thats just a shit story...

[VladTepes]

Im sorry, but thats just a shit story...

[Tug]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3LHMiH18nQ