Fascinate

[froudy]

The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating'."  Ally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate'."

Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fascinate!"
The teacher sat down and cried.

[gsxbarmy]

Back on form Froudy! 

[froudy]

Back on form Froudy! 

I must be at my best when severely sleep deprived...Just got up to get ready for my second twelve hour nightshift out if three

[seth]

Rock city 
Takes me back i used to go there when i was under age 
I moved to scotland when i was 19 from Nottingham

[grog]

Excellent Froudy, got me laughin. Little Johnny is a classic, he has heaps or rippers. Have a search for him and the Pakistani border.

[VladTepes]

I have a few little Johnny jokes but they certainly aren't appropriate for here....

[KiwiCol]

Yes they are  . . .   just don't tell the mods.

[froudy]

Excellent Froudy, got me laughin. Little Johnny is a classic, he has heaps or rippers. Have a search for him and the Pakistani border.

@grog

I did that and it gave me a link to a Facebook page called "A joke a poke and a smoke time"....
Loads of good jokes on there