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General => Off Topic => Funnies => Topic started by: VladTepes on Wednesday, 26 June 2024, 10:13 AM

Title: Very punny
Post by: VladTepes on Wednesday, 26 June 2024, 10:13 AM
What's ET short for?
He's only got little legs


Have you ever seen me tie my shoes with the power of my mind?
I thought knot...


Cheese fact, Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards


I made a whopping six figures last year, but I was also fired from the toy factory for being too slow.


Just got back from my mates funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.


Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
Title: Re: Very punny
Post by: Mick_J on Wednesday, 26 June 2024, 05:03 PM
 :facepalm: Don't give up your day job.
Title: Re: Very punny
Post by: Dwain Dibley on Wednesday, 26 June 2024, 06:45 PM
Groan !!   :coffeescreen:

D.D.
Title: Re: Very punny
Post by: VladTepes on Wednesday, 03 July 2024, 11:11 PM
I don't mean to be condescending but... it means I have to explain things to you...