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General => Off Topic => Funnies => Topic started by: VladTepes on Thursday, 28 December 2023, 10:12 AM
Lemon Pickers Needed" - ad in the Gayndah Times newspaper.
Ms Sally Mulligan read it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that many are not willing to do. She submitted her application for a job as a Lemon Fruit picker but seemed far too qualified for the job.
She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Tasmania (Sandy Bay) , and a master's degree from Monash University (Melbourne). For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.
The farm owner studied her application, frowned, and said:
I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume. However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?
She replied:
Well, as a matter of fact, I have. I've been divorced three times, owned two Fords, voted twice for Annastacia Palaszczuk, and once for Anthony Albanese.
She started work yesterday..!!