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General => Off Topic => Funnies => Topic started by: VladTepes on Friday, 17 November 2023, 01:57 PM

Title: Olympic condoms
Post by: VladTepes on Friday, 17 November 2023, 01:57 PM
Husband: I bought a packet of Olympic condoms. Tonight I'm gonna wear gold!

Wife: Can you wear silver instead, and come second for a change?
Title: Re: Olympic condoms
Post by: GSXKING on Monday, 27 November 2023, 07:15 PM
Best 30 seconds of her life 😂
Title: Re: Olympic condoms
Post by: Batkwaka on Monday, 27 November 2023, 08:29 PM
As we're onto condom jokes.

How many condoms can you make from a car tyre?
365 if it's a Goodyear!
Title: Re: Olympic condoms
Post by: Hooli on Monday, 27 November 2023, 08:30 PM
Man - Why are there broken condoms on the sofa?
Woman - Don't talk about our kids like that!