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Title: A man needs a Maid!
Post by: Globalrider on Monday, 06 March 2017, 10:20 AM
Well!    I assume Lara has been sacked so who's the new busty babe to serve up the thirsty!
:hat:
Stan
Title: Re: A man needs a Maid!
Post by: gsxbarmy on Monday, 06 March 2017, 04:16 PM
Sounds like it's Helga Stan!!!!

HELGA! Bars open, get a round in for those who want one. JD & coke with ice for me please!
Title: Re: A man needs a Maid!
Post by: lawrie on Monday, 06 March 2017, 06:06 PM
Well, Helga sure has nice big jugs. ;)
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Post by: Mrg on Monday, 06 March 2017, 07:00 PM
I will have  jd  and coke and a pear
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Post by: Mick_J on Monday, 06 March 2017, 07:00 PM
She sure is well equipped  :)
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Post by: VladTepes on Friday, 10 March 2017, 10:26 PM
Have Beer? Need  pretzels...
Title: Re: A man needs a Maid!
Post by: Rynglieder on Saturday, 11 March 2017, 04:29 AM
Welcome Helga!

(Very, very welcome).
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Post by: gsxbarmy on Saturday, 11 March 2017, 04:39 AM
And it seems Helga has a sister judging from that second picture... :smitten:
Title: Re: A man needs a Maid!
Post by: TALLMAN on Saturday, 11 March 2017, 04:43 AM
Hmmm twins  :drool: :drool: :clapping: go on Admin, say YES that we can have 2 bar maids (read twins)in the bar
Title: Re: A man needs a Maid!
Post by: Globalrider on Saturday, 11 March 2017, 05:05 AM
Yum..............I like Pretzels!! Ouch! What a lovely pair - now who in Admin would think such a love pair couldn't 'work' together! :popcorn:
Stan
Title: Re: A man needs a Maid!
Post by: Rynglieder on Saturday, 11 March 2017, 05:19 AM
Quote from: TALLMAN on Saturday, 11 March  2017, 04:43 AM
Hmmm twins  :drool: :drool: :clapping: go on Admin, say YES that we can have 2 bar maids (read twins)in the bar

You are underselling this idea badly.

Remember that there are two very different time zones this Org is serving, that is 24 hours cover required. Given anything over an 8 hour shift for a barmaid is unfair, that's at least three we need. Factor in holidays and the real minimum is four.

Just two would be exhausting for the poor darlings.

Now ask yourself; in all honesty, would you really want to see them on their backs????
Title: Re: A man needs a Maid!
Post by: TALLMAN on Saturday, 11 March 2017, 05:42 AM
Quote from: Rynglieder on Saturday, 11 March  2017, 05:19 AM
Quote from: TALLMAN on Saturday, 11 March  2017, 04:43 AM
Hmmm twins  :drool: :drool: :clapping: go on Admin, say YES that we can have 2 bar maids (read twins)in the bar

You are underselling this idea badly.

Remember that there are two very different time zones this Org is serving, that is 24 hours cover required. Given anything over an 8 hour shift for a barmaid is unfair, that's at least three we need. Factor in holidays and the real minimum is four.

Just two would be exhausting for the poor darlings.

Now ask yourself; in all honesty, would you really want to see them on their backs????
So that would be two sets of Twins then :lol:
Title: Re: A man needs a Maid!
Post by: froudy on Saturday, 11 March 2017, 07:43 AM
 :boogie: :boogie: :boogie:

Photo removed by Admin.
Title: Re: A man needs a Maid!
Post by: gsxbarmy on Saturday, 11 March 2017, 07:46 AM
Guys please lets keep this clean, there are ladies who look at this forum - which is in a public domain, so no topless photos please thanks.

Sorry Froudy, I appreciate it was innocuous, but I have had to remove that picture due to the above.
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Post by: froudy on Saturday, 11 March 2017, 07:54 AM
No problem Barmy...I thought it was a bit "risque" when I posted it ;)
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Post by: gsxbarmy on Saturday, 11 March 2017, 07:57 AM
Cheers buddy, appreciate the understanding
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Post by: froudy on Saturday, 11 March 2017, 08:11 AM
Quote from: gsxbarmy on Saturday, 11 March  2017, 07:57 AM
Cheers buddy, appreciate the understanding

Not a problem Barmy :onya:
Title: Re: A man needs a Maid!
Post by: Globalrider on Saturday, 11 March 2017, 02:50 PM
Ummm Yes please!
:confused1:
Stan :hat: :popcorn: :whistling:
Title: Re: A man needs a Maid!
Post by: ARH on Monday, 13 March 2017, 03:18 AM
I'm sure I met Helga in Munich last year!  Or did I dream that  :whistling: