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Title: Lad should buy a lottery ticket now.
Post by: Mick_J on Tuesday, 04 January 2022, 08:12 PM
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/cars/news/biker-crashes-into-car-while-speeding-on-road/vi-AASoqEk?ocid=msedgntp
Title: Re: Lad should buy a lottery ticket now.
Post by: GSXKING on Tuesday, 04 January 2022, 08:21 PM
He sure should. Lucky to get away from broken bones etc. kind of glanced off the side of the care. Although front end was ripped out of the bike.  :doh:
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Post by: Hooli on Tuesday, 04 January 2022, 08:23 PM
He's a fuckwit, that was obvious from about half hour before it happened.
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Post by: Kiwifruit on Tuesday, 04 January 2022, 08:29 PM
Yes Hooli he's a fuckwit  :jack:
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Post by: Nic on Wednesday, 05 January 2022, 11:20 AM
How you think you can ride like that and not get cleaned up, not so much a wanker but just fucking dim IMO. Then again, I remember being pretty dim myself back in the day, easy now bein a coot.
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Post by: grog on Wednesday, 05 January 2022, 07:12 PM
Just a frogwit
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Post by: Kiwifruit on Wednesday, 05 January 2022, 07:27 PM
How old do you have to be to be a coot Nic ?
Just asking for a friend  :popcorn:
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Post by: Nic on Wednesday, 05 January 2022, 07:42 PM
Quote from: Kiwifruit on Wednesday, 05 January  2022, 07:27 PM
How old do you have to be to be a coot Nic ?
Just asking for a friend  :popcorn:
Err, not sure mate, I'm 67 n I reckon that makes me one though. I sure ride like one these days but I think a lot of that is the abhorrentation of getting booked, or even having to talk to them, either way, it's a lot safer  :smile2:
Pretty sure I'm well into cootdom.
Title: Re: Lad should buy a lottery ticket now.
Post by: grog on Wednesday, 05 January 2022, 08:17 PM
At 66 guess im a coot. Never thought about it. Cop spoke to me recently. Told me i was in a bike lane at traffic lights. Told him i was on a bike. All that happened, he had a smile on his dial. Just told the truth.
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Post by: Mick_J on Wednesday, 05 January 2022, 08:24 PM
All Motorbikes are classed as bicycles for tax purposes here but that argument doesn't hold much water with our rossers.
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Post by: Nic on Wednesday, 05 January 2022, 09:16 PM
One more idea about cootdom, maybe if you can't pick the bike up you're a coot, I've got no chance, just another reason to keep it up, I can still get it up though :hat:
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Post by: Eric GSX1400K3 on Wednesday, 05 January 2022, 10:54 PM
So what does it mean to get Cooties then?
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Post by: KiwiCol on Thursday, 06 January 2022, 04:01 AM
Cooties - a selection of associated female friends of a Coot.
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Post by: DP1400 on Thursday, 06 January 2022, 05:41 AM
Brings back memories......Ouch! Yep, he`s an idiot, but many of us were in our younger years. No excuse though :facepalm:. He`s a lucky lad, his next outing could have been in the back of a hearse....