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Title: Taleban HiLux
Post by: Notty on Tuesday, 24 August 2021, 08:03 PM
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Title: Re: Taleban HiLux
Post by: grog on Tuesday, 24 August 2021, 08:38 PM
Notty, not sure why. Ill try it tomorrow morn when i jump in my Hilux for another days work.
Title: Re: Taleban HiLux
Post by: Hooli on Wednesday, 25 August 2021, 02:18 AM
Is the last one carrying a giant coke bottle?
Title: Re: Taleban HiLux
Post by: KiwiCol on Wednesday, 25 August 2021, 05:05 AM
Quote from: Hooli on Wednesday, 25 August  2021, 02:18 AM
Is the last one carrying a giant coke bottle?

No, it's a Monocular,    so they can see the end coming . . .
Title: Re: Taleban HiLux
Post by: Kiwifruit on Wednesday, 25 August 2021, 06:37 AM
Quote from: Hooli on Wednesday, 25 August  2021, 02:18 AM
Is the last one carrying a giant coke bottle?


Probably not a pork barrel Hooli   :facepalm:
Title: Re: Taleban HiLux
Post by: VladTepes on Wednesday, 25 August 2021, 10:29 AM
Yep almost every 3rd world 'technical' is a Hilux.
Title: Re: Taleban HiLux
Post by: Dusty ST on Wednesday, 25 August 2021, 09:01 PM
Quote from: Hooli on Wednesday, 25 August  2021, 02:18 AM
Is the last one carrying a giant coke bottle?

Looks like ketchup to me
Title: Re: Taleban HiLux
Post by: Hooli on Wednesday, 25 August 2021, 10:27 PM
Quote from: Dusty ST on Wednesday, 25 August  2021, 09:01 PM
Quote from: Hooli on Wednesday, 25 August  2021, 02:18 AM
Is the last one carrying a giant coke bottle?

Looks like ketchup to me

Makes sense. Ketchup is for babies & that lot do like to have paddies when they don't get their own way.
Title: Re: Taleban HiLux
Post by: GSXKING on Thursday, 26 August 2021, 09:35 PM
We don't have a huge Afgani population in Brisbane. I'm sure they're here and may or may not be Taliban insurgents.

My question is why come here as a refugee saying you fear for your life, than leave your wife and kids in Australia and go back to the "Hell Hole" you escaped from in the first place. Then demand the Australian Grubernment/Tax payer rescue you at huge expense.  :confused1: :confused1: :confused1:
Title: Re: Taleban HiLux
Post by: Hooli on Thursday, 26 August 2021, 10:33 PM
My question is why are all the 'refugees' males of fighting age.
Title: Re: Taleban HiLux
Post by: Kiwifruit on Friday, 27 August 2021, 06:50 AM
Sorry Hooli it's racist to ask that question in today's PC world.
A couple of them blew up outside Kabul airport today. News is saying they killed 60.
I certainly don't want any of them coming here.
Title: Re: Taleban HiLux
Post by: KiwiCol on Friday, 27 August 2021, 06:55 AM
was that caused by sideways bombers?
Title: Re: Taleban HiLux
Post by: Kiwifruit on Friday, 27 August 2021, 07:10 AM
No.......too much ammonium nitrate in the goat curry  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Taleban HiLux
Post by: Hooli on Friday, 27 August 2021, 05:06 PM
Quote from: Kiwifruit on Friday, 27 August  2021, 06:50 AM
Sorry Hooli it's racist to ask that question in today's PC world.
A couple of them blew up outside Kabul airport today. News is saying they killed 60.
I certainly don't want any of them coming here.

Definitely shouldn't be transporting them if they are explosive.

I don't know anyone with a positive IQ who wants them anywhere.
Title: Re: Taleban HiLux
Post by: Will14 on Sunday, 29 August 2021, 07:00 AM
When I was working for a previous construction Co I used to buy in the region of 50 x 4x4 Crew Cab's a year for them, every year, with most of them being either Nissan or Ford until their reliability beacame an issue. I invited the Toyota rep in for a chat, one of her first comments was that they get a lot of complaints as their vehicles are used by the less desirables but that they didn't sell them direct - pretty stsrange I thought as an opening comment! Went for Isuzu in the end which proved to be excellent and bagged me a week in Thailand to see them being manufactured :grin:
Title: Re: Taleban HiLux
Post by: grog on Sunday, 29 August 2021, 05:27 PM
Biggest selling car in Oz, 4 yrs in a row, Hilux. Not sure what that says about us.
Title: Re: Taleban HiLux
Post by: KiwiCol on Sunday, 29 August 2021, 05:32 PM
Quote from: grog on Sunday, 29 August  2021, 05:27 PM
Biggest selling car in Oz, 4 yrs in a row, Hilux. Not sure what that says about us.

Aussies are ok, not a lot of goats over there, but, there are a lot of Camels, so,  hmmmmm
Title: Re: Taleban HiLux
Post by: grog on Sunday, 29 August 2021, 05:51 PM
Im not that tall Col.
Title: Re: Taleban HiLux
Post by: grog on Sunday, 29 August 2021, 06:41 PM
Probably boring but ill tell. On my 3rd work Hilux. My first was 1983 petrol, over 600 th ks, not really a problem. Had a break to Fords, next was 2007 petrol, 200 th ks, axle seal only. My current, 2016 2.4 diesel. 140 th ks at present. Has had 5 particulate filters under wrty, cost a fortune. Timing chain done twice, now noisy again. 3 alternators. Blows lots of smoke, used over 10 g dollars more fuel than Toyota quoted fuel economy. Great to drive, comfy etc. Just wish id bought another petrol.
Title: Re: Taleban HiLux
Post by: Kiwifruit on Friday, 03 September 2021, 04:27 PM
Didn't need the Hilux just a sharp knife..... another terrorist attack today. Some raghead stabbed six people in a shopping mall today. The upside is the cops sentenced the accused at the mall.....he won't be offending  :onya:
They had him on their watch list and under surveillance with cops in the mall when he did it.
Go figure  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Taleban HiLux
Post by: Will14 on Friday, 03 September 2021, 05:26 PM
Quote from: Kiwifruit on Friday, 03 September  2021, 04:27 PM
Didn't need the Hilux just a sharp knife..... another terrorist attack today. Some raghead stabbed six people in a shopping mall today. The upside is the cops sentenced the accused at the mall.....he won't be offending  :onya:
They had him on their watch list and under surveillance with cops in the mall when he did it.
Go figure  :facepalm:

I have just seen this on our national news, terrible & thoughts are with those that have been affected and injured

Thank God that the offender was being watched by the Police as it could have been so much worse, the offender was dealt with quickly just hope that the officer responsible does not face repercussions for doing the correct thing

I suppose it is only a minority that are bad but what the hell is the world coming to and where is it all going to end, I do worry what my kids & grand kids are growing up amongst  :whatever:

Title: Re: Taleban HiLux
Post by: Globalrider on Saturday, 04 September 2021, 02:51 AM
Its numbing! I hate to say it but does the world needs another war to 'clean house'?  :furious:
Title: Re: Taleban HiLux
Post by: VladTepes on Monday, 06 September 2021, 11:37 AM
Quote from: Kiwifruit on Friday, 03 September  2021, 04:27 PM
The upside is the cops sentenced the accused at the mall.....he won't be offending  :onya:

Yep  Good result on that front.  :onya:

Goes to show though that even this very rare sort of manpower intensive direct surveillance can't prevent an attack.

Seems this guy came in as a refugee on false credentials.
The bleeding hearts should remember this when people are detained in order to check their legitimacy.

Title: Re: Taleban HiLux
Post by: Kiwifruit on Monday, 06 September 2021, 01:47 PM
If they need to face one way to pray they should stay where all the population face the same way to do it. Usually thats a country where there is lots of sand.
Title: Re: Taleban HiLux
Post by: KiwiCol on Monday, 06 September 2021, 02:30 PM
Sand??     Play this audio link, if you've not heard it before you'll probably have to play it over a couple of times.  Even if you've heard it before, it's brilliant & always cracks me up.

https://letsplay.live/forums/thread/253950/Why-suicide-bombers-Volunteer/
Title: Re: Taleban HiLux
Post by: Kiwifruit on Monday, 06 September 2021, 04:33 PM
That's very good Col  :rofl2:
Title: Re: Taleban HiLux
Post by: Mick_J on Monday, 06 September 2021, 08:16 PM
After hearing that why wouldn't you volunteer?  :whistling:
Think I'll Stay here.