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General => Off Topic => Funnies => Topic started by: VladTepes on Wednesday, 18 August 2021, 11:48 AM
An Australian husband and wife were visiting Jerusalem when the wife suddenly dies.
The Undertaker tells the husband that it'll cost him $10,000 to transport her home to bury or $100 to bury her here. The husband says to ship her home.
The Undertaker says to the husband: "But why not bury her here in the Holy Land and save big money?"
The husband turns to the Undertaker and says "Listen mate a long time ago a bloke called Jesus died and was buried and 3 days later he rose from the dead..................She's going home!"