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Title: Dead lawyer
Post by: VladTepes on Wednesday, 11 August 2021, 11:32 AM
A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven (allegedly).

"There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues. "I'm too young to die. I'm only 55."

"Fifty-five?" says Saint Peter. "No, according to out calculations, you're 82."

"How'd you get that?" the lawyer asks.

Answers St. Peter, "We added up your time sheets."
Title: Re: Dead lawyer
Post by: Kiwifruit on Wednesday, 11 August 2021, 04:57 PM
Ring of truth there.