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1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.

2 - "In Style" are the clothes that still fit.

3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.

4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."

6 - "On time" is when you get there.

7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.

8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes
smaller?

9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.

10 - Growing old should have taken longer.

11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.

12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.

. . . And one more:

"One for the road" means pissing before you leave the house.

The above was C&P from elsewhere, of course.

I can relate to all of those.


The older I get, the more I think about the hereafter -


When I walk into a room I am often heard to say "what was I here after?"

Hereafter, very true.

STOLEN  :onya: :onya: :clapping: :clapping: