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Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Bazza and Bob.

The three men had always done everything together.

Bazza arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,


Bazza said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Bazza said, 'Nope, ain't Stanley .'

The mortician thought this was rather strange.
So he brought Bob in to confirm the identity of the body.

Bob looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Bob said, 'No, it ain't Stanley '

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Bob said, 'Well, Stanley had two arseholes.'

'What? He had two arseholes?' asked the mortician.

'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:
'There's Stanley with them two arseholes.'