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General => Off Topic => Funnies => Topic started by: DP1400 on Thursday, 21 January 2021, 05:50 AM
A plane is carrying five passengers.
Nichola Sturgeon, Boris Johnson, Donald Trump, The Pope and a 10yr old schoolboy.
The plane begins to go down and is about to crash. There are only four parachutes on board.
Nichola Sturgeon says "I have to live, I have the Scottish Independence to sort out". She takes a parachute and jumps.
The Pope says "I have to live, I have to sort out the Catholic Church". He takes a parachute and jumps.
Donald Trump says "I have to live, i`m the smartest man in America". He takes a parachute and jumps.
Boris Johnson looks at the ten year old boy and says "You can have the last parachute. I`m a lot older than you and i`ve lived my life, yours has yet to begin".
The 10 year old schoolboy says " Don`t worry Mr Johnson, there`s two parachutes left. The smartest man in America just took my school bag"! :)
and oldie but a goodie for sure !