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Title: guess my weight
Post by: Notty on Tuesday, 15 September 2020, 11:39 PM
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Title: Re: guess my weight
Post by: Hooli on Wednesday, 16 September 2020, 12:01 AM
*calls Greenpeace*


Yeah, another one has beached itself & needs rolling back in the sea.
Title: Re: guess my weight
Post by: DP1400 on Wednesday, 16 September 2020, 05:28 AM
Steady on - we`d lose East Anglia..... :happy1:
Title: Re: guess my weight
Post by: Big Phil on Wednesday, 16 September 2020, 06:08 AM
She's gotta be an Essex girl 😳
Title: Re: guess my weight
Post by: DP1400 on Wednesday, 16 September 2020, 06:11 AM
Aren`t they mostly Orange?
Title: Re: guess my weight
Post by: Notty on Wednesday, 16 September 2020, 06:28 AM
Quote from: Big Phil on Wednesday, 16 September  2020, 06:08 AM
She's gotta be an Essex girl 😳
No, she is a Welsh Valleys girl - Hooli used her test his rear suspension set up whilst he was visiting here  :)
@Hooli
Title: Re: guess my weight
Post by: Hooli on Wednesday, 16 September 2020, 06:48 AM
 :lol: :lol: I wouldn't mistreat my 14 like that!
Title: Re: guess my weight
Post by: Kiwifruit on Wednesday, 16 September 2020, 07:30 AM
 :whistling:C'mon Hooli isn't that what blew your standard shocks out......:facepalm:

Looks like Nottys been at it too, the clothing damage is mostly closer to the ground.   :whistling:
Title: Re: guess my weight
Post by: VladTepes on Wednesday, 16 September 2020, 08:38 AM
Notty you bastard.

Now I have to...

(https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/5e20c315-6e0c-40a7-be1f-93fbc7681964/d5mxcxr-54821124-a720-4f06-b07a-aea2926b08bc.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOiIsImlzcyI6InVybjphcHA6Iiwib2JqIjpbW3sicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvNWUyMGMzMTUtNmUwYy00MGE3LWJlMWYtOTNmYmM3NjgxOTY0XC9kNW14Y3hyLTU0ODIxMTI0LWE3MjAtNGYwNi1iMDdhLWFlYTI5MjZiMDhiYy5wbmcifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6ZmlsZS5kb3dubG9hZCJdfQ.mCP3pCkkjc2GaMlr3eHUEkRZPAFKjhBBVoWVjnxG9aU)
Title: Re: guess my weight
Post by: KiwiCol on Wednesday, 16 September 2020, 10:52 AM
 :happy1: :rofl2:
Title: Re: guess my weight
Post by: Mick_J on Wednesday, 16 September 2020, 07:01 PM
A proper Rhonda valley commando.  :lol:
Title: Re: guess my weight
Post by: gsxbarmy on Thursday, 17 September 2020, 03:31 AM
Quote from: Big Phil on Wednesday, 16 September  2020, 06:08 AM
She's gotta be an Essex girl 😳

:redcard: :redcard: :admin:

Just remember @Big Phil that you could upset an Admin (me) who lives in Essex................................... :whistling: :whistling: :rofl2:
Title: Re: guess my weight
Post by: VladTepes on Thursday, 17 September 2020, 12:12 PM
Quote from: gsxbarmy on Thursday, 17 September  2020, 03:31 AM
Quote from: Big Phil on Wednesday, 16 September  2020, 06:08 AM
She's gotta be an Essex girl 😳

:redcard: :redcard: :admin:

Just remember @Big Phil that you could upset an Admin (me) who lives in Essex................................... :whistling: :whistling: :rofl2:

Fair enough. I can understand you Essex lads not wanting floods of normals chasing your women.  :stir: 
Title: Re: guess my weight
Post by: GSXKING on Thursday, 17 September 2020, 05:05 PM
Just roll her in flower and make love to the wet spot  :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :drool: :drool: :drool:
Title: Re: guess my weight
Post by: Hooli on Thursday, 17 September 2020, 06:57 PM
Quote from: GSXKING on Thursday, 17 September  2020, 05:05 PM
Just roll her in flower and make love to the wet spot  :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :drool: :drool: :drool:

That'd probably be a crease or armpit  :lol:
Title: Re: guess my weight
Post by: DP1400 on Saturday, 19 September 2020, 06:44 AM
Just roll her in flower and make love to the wet spot

Sorry, did you really mention making love to it? :bugga:
Title: Re: guess my weight
Post by: Notty on Saturday, 19 September 2020, 06:53 AM
Quote from: DP1400 on Saturday, 19 September  2020, 06:44 AM
Just roll her in flower and make love to the wet spot

Sorry, did you really mention making love to it? :bugga:
popular girl in the valleys !!  :)
Title: Re: guess my weight
Post by: DP1400 on Saturday, 19 September 2020, 07:01 AM
Looks like she`s eaten most of the poor sods :rofl2:
Title: Re: guess my weight
Post by: pairfkup on Thursday, 16 June 2022, 06:29 AM
I don't like my body because my weight changes uncontrollably every few months! After a long winter, I notice a slight weight gain. But if it does not allow you to squeeze into last year's jeans, and your favorite blouse or dress begins to be unbearably tight, the weight gain likely goes beyond 2-3 kilograms, which is the norm. Such kilograms are easy to lose. You just need to increase your physical activity a little! Still, I decided to buy myself a new link removed  scale! Now I will keep track of every new pound on my body! I am still a woman and want my figure to be perfect! For the sake of the figure, I will make many sacrifices!
Title: Re: guess my weight
Post by: VladTepes on Thursday, 16 June 2022, 11:51 AM
G'day @pairfkup  pop into the introductions  forum and tell us a bit about yourself and your bike :)

https://gsx1400owners.org/forum/index.php?board=20.0
Title: Re: guess my weight
Post by: Blubber on Friday, 17 June 2022, 01:27 AM
Quote from: VladTepes on Thursday, 16 June  2022, 11:51 AM
G'day @pairfkup  pop into the introductions  forum and tell us a bit about yourself and your bike :)

https://gsx1400owners.org/forum/index.php?board=20.0

It is an advert for a scale, i doubt we get an intro  :whatever:
Title: Re: guess my weight
Post by: Globalrider on Friday, 17 June 2022, 02:01 AM
A case of slap her thigh and ride in on the surf! gawd the thought has me gagging!
Title: Re: guess my weight
Post by: KiwiCol on Friday, 17 June 2022, 03:11 AM
Quote from: Globalrider on Friday, 17 June  2022, 02:01 AM
A case of slap her thigh and ride in on the surf! gawd the thought has me gagging!

Never heard that one before, made me laugh.
Title: Re: guess my weight
Post by: GSXKING on Friday, 17 June 2022, 06:34 PM
Roll her in flour & make love to the wet spot  :whatever: