and on the third day they went to the tomb, and found it empty.
"Roiks !" said Scooby.
(joke from Hugh Dennis)
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Quote from: Hooli on Wednesday, 10 June 2020, 07:28 AM
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
:happy1:
And verily Zeus imprisoned the Titans underground but the jealous God Jehovah changed the names to Giants and stole the credit for doing so.
He's not the messiah, he's just a naughty little boy......................Life of Brian :stir: :stir: :stir: :stir: :stir:
Moses was sitting around a fire telling his mates that he had just parted the sea, saved thousands of people and closed the sea up again drowning all the soldiers ..........
Then, he was offered more magic mushroom gravy for his camel steak. :tongue:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rGT76dT7kI
Things you won't read in the bible... The End
Based on a true story.
Quote from: GSXKING on Thursday, 11 June 2020, 07:54 PM
He's not the messiah, he's just a naughty little boy......................Life of Brian :stir: :stir: :stir: :stir: :stir:
"C'mon Brian lets go to the stoning" :worshippy:
Legend has it.......as we are told :facepalm:
Once upon a time.
and
And they all lived happily ever after.
Isn't that the start and finish of all fairy tales.
Moses was lost in the desert for 40 years before his wife said, shouldnt we ask for directions.
No really, we don't need your money
Based on a true story.
All characters in this book are fictional and bear no resemblance to any real people alive or dead.
Verily I say unto you; Happy is the man who sitteth on a barbed wire fence, for he shall surely rise.
And the lord said unto Moses in his triumph, "come forth" - but Moses came fifth and god lost his beer money.
Quote from: Rynglieder on Saturday, 20 June 2020, 09:55 PM
Moses in his triumph
Moses may have a Triumph but God rides a 1400 !
The Story your about to read is based on a true mythology, only the names have changed to suit the Pantheon!
Noah put his Ark up for sale. A couple inspected it, told him they really liked but has a strange aroma. Did you have a pet?
And the lord said 'let there be light' there WAS light, & you could see for fuckin miles. :laugh:
Every day is a learning day. I didn't know AC/DC contributed to the bible, never heard it mentioned before.
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Love early ACDC - seen them in 1978 at the Apollo in Glasgow with my (still) best mate