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General => Off Topic => Funnies => Topic started by: VladTepes on Wednesday, 03 June 2020, 12:26 PM

Title: Wisdom
Post by: VladTepes on Wednesday, 03 June 2020, 12:26 PM
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Title: Re: Wisdom
Post by: Batkwaka on Wednesday, 03 June 2020, 12:32 PM
Never put off until tomorrow that you can put off forever.
Title: Re: Wisdom
Post by: KiwiCol on Wednesday, 03 June 2020, 04:41 PM
Happy wife, happy life.
Title: Re: Wisdom
Post by: Kiwifruit on Wednesday, 03 June 2020, 06:09 PM
The bolt you leave out gives you the least hassle   :onya:
Title: Re: Wisdom
Post by: grog on Wednesday, 03 June 2020, 06:37 PM
Actually Col, sometimes that one can give the most hassle. 😂
Title: Re: Wisdom
Post by: GSXKING on Wednesday, 03 June 2020, 08:12 PM
Be nice to your mother  :happy1: :happy1:
Title: Re: Wisdom
Post by: VladTepes on Thursday, 04 June 2020, 10:44 AM
Quote from: VladTepes on Wednesday, 03 June  2020, 12:26 PM
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.


Apparently Quasimodo had a whale collection, until Greenpeace intervened.

Now he just wants his humpback.