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Title: I was riding my Harley...
Post by: MarkN on Tuesday, 05 May 2020, 08:00 PM
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with a cleavage to die for.
"I'm okay I think." I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."

"That's nice of you," I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"My guess is that she's still in the ditch."
Title: Re: I was riding my Harley...
Post by: turner on Tuesday, 05 May 2020, 09:05 PM
hahaha, nice one 
Title: Re: I was riding my Harley...
Post by: GSXKING on Tuesday, 05 May 2020, 09:25 PM
Nice two actually  :stir: :stir: :stir: :stir:
Title: Re: I was riding my Harley...
Post by: Del on Wednesday, 06 May 2020, 12:56 AM
 :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: had to read twice kept loosing my train of thought
Title: Re: I was riding my Harley...
Post by: Notty on Wednesday, 06 May 2020, 01:00 AM
worth buying a Harley !!!!  :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
Title: Re: I was riding my Harley...
Post by: Kiwifruit on Wednesday, 06 May 2020, 01:46 AM
Looks like she pushed to the front of the queue when they were handing breasts out.
:smitten: :drool:
Title: Re: I was riding my Harley...
Post by: DP1400 on Thursday, 07 May 2020, 05:54 AM
A great pair of headlights tucked into that fairing :drool:

Erm, oh, the joke was great too :doh:
Title: Re: I was riding my Harley...
Post by: VladTepes on Friday, 08 May 2020, 09:39 AM
ROFLMAO  :happy1: