Anyone have any quotes they've come across and held on to? Perhaps which have had special meaning for them?
I rather like:
Life asked death "Why do people love me but hate you?"
Death replied "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am the painful truth"
You live more for five minutes going fast on a bike than other people do all their life."- Marco Simoncelli
"As welcome as diarrhoea in a wetsuit" :facepalm:
"I'd rather be skiing than doing this" do you ski Mr Laurel? "No". Stan laurel on his death bed.
Billy Connelly, on one of his gigs. " I was made to feel welcome as a fart in a spacesuit " , talking to parky on his chat show. :happy1:
"if you think YOUR job is boring and a waste of time, remember there is some poor guy in Germany fitting indicators to BMW's"
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`If a man speaks in the middle of a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?` :happy1:
When everyone thinks of themselves, everyone is thought of.
My avatar:
I DO have to grow old, I DO NOT have to grow up.
Just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean no-one's out to get you
On riding bikes an being me😜
"I ain't anti-social..... I am just anti-idiot"
Mik
I have no prejudices, I just don't like anyone.
An old Yorkshire saying.
" If tha does owt f nowt do it for thi sen"
Translation.....if you do anything for free only do it for yourself.
If things don't change they will stay the same :)
"Diarrhoea is hereditary" Yep it runs in your jeans :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
Ok well shallow and meaningless quotes are fun too :) :onya:
I always wanted this on a T shirt -
Sorry I'm late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.
There are a billions of nerves in the human body, and some people have the ability to irritate all of them.
I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.
You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
If Monday had a face... I would punch it.