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Title: Smart Arse Boss
Post by: grog on Tuesday, 05 November 2019, 07:14 PM
My Boss went to a trade show at weekend. Today he told he got me a present. Just hang it off your mirror, an air freshener for your bike.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Smart Arse Boss
Post by: steve porter on Wednesday, 06 November 2019, 05:53 AM
I like a good smartarse
Title: Re: Smart Arse Boss
Post by: seth on Wednesday, 06 November 2019, 06:00 AM
Thank him and tell him it smells of freedom  :cheers:
Title: Re: Smart Arse Boss
Post by: Kiwifruit on Wednesday, 06 November 2019, 07:14 AM
Quote from: steve porter on Wednesday, 06 November  2019, 05:53 AM
I like a good smartarse


Totally agree.
l aspire to smartarse perfection myself.
Had a friend who always complained of being tired and needed a sit down.
l got a mobility scooter company to send her all the guff on their products along with explaining the benefits of owning one.
Man she was not happy. l did fess up after a while but l did get good milage out of it.
:onya:
Title: Re: Smart Arse Boss
Post by: GSXKING on Wednesday, 06 November 2019, 08:45 PM
What is the scent  :doh: :facepalm: :stir: :stir:
Title: Re: Smart Arse Boss
Post by: Hooli on Wednesday, 06 November 2019, 10:24 PM
I had fluffy dice air fresheners on my Bonnie, it helped when riding past dairy farms...
Title: Re: Smart Arse Boss
Post by: Andre on Thursday, 07 November 2019, 12:26 AM
I often rode by this skinner (and what ever else they did there) place. There were hundreds of skins "freshly" processed with the subskin parts in a container. During hot summers btw. I doubt it would have helped placing the air freshener in the helmet. Solution was to be aware where the wind was coming from and holding your breath at the right time for a few hundred meters. I think that their guard dog believed he was in paradise. :rofl2:
Title: Re: Smart Arse Boss
Post by: Notty on Thursday, 07 November 2019, 02:15 AM
I used to repair phones in the poor areas of Cardiff, some were very ummm ripe smelling houses - the answer was Vicks vapour rub under each nostril  :bugga:
Title: Re: Smart Arse Boss
Post by: froudy on Thursday, 07 November 2019, 07:06 PM
@Notty

I wish I'd thought of the Vicks trick a few times when I worked for Hotpoint. I remember servicing a washing machine somewhere in Newport. The womans house was overrun with cats. The smell upon entering said property had me wretching :furious:
Title: Re: Smart Arse Boss
Post by: GSXKING on Thursday, 07 November 2019, 09:35 PM
We have a mushroom factory on the way to Beaudesert from Brisbane. Holding your breath to avoid the smell requires good timing  :frustrated: :frustrated: